UGotSuckered.com Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday! If You Think It Gets Better With Age . .  HA HA HA HA HA! Sucker!
Happy Birthday!  Older Yes - Wiser . . Not So Much!
Happy Birthday!  You're Still Fucking Hot Is Just Comes In Flashes!
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 Happy Birthday! If You Think It Gets Better With Age . .  HA HA HA HA HA! Sucker!
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 Happy Birthday!  Older Yes - 
Wiser . . Not So Fucking Much!
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 Happy Birthday!  You're Still Fucking Hot
It Just Comes In Flashes!
Happy Birthday! You Old Fucking Fart!
Happy Birthday!  After All These Years You Are Stil A Soul Sucking Bitch!
Happy Birthday!  After All These Years You Are Still An Annoying Asshole!
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 Happy Birthday!
You Old Fucking Fart!
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 Happy Birthday!  After All These Years You Are Still A Soul Sucking Bitch!
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 Happy Birthday!  After All These Years You Are Still An Annoying Asshole!
Happy Birthday And Hope You OD On Thos Little Blue Pills!
Happy Birthday It Took You 30 Years To Get This Fucked Up!
Happy Birthday It Took You 40 Years To Get This Fucked Up!
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 Happy Birthday And Hope You
OD On Those Little Blue Pills!
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  Happy Birthday It Took You 30 Years
To Get This Fucked Up!
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 Happy Birthday It Took You 40 Years
To Get This Fucked Up!
Happy Birthday It Took You 50 Years To Get This Fucked Up!
Happy Birthday It Took You 60 Years To Get This Fucked Up!
Happy Birthday!  Life Is Short And Then You Fucking Die!
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 Happy Birthday It Took You 50 Years
To Get This Fucked Up!
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 Happy Birthday It Took You 60 Years
To Get This Fucked Up!
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 Happy Birthday!  Life Is Short
And Then You Fucking Die!
Happy Birthday!  I Cant Believe Youre Still Alive!
Happy Birthday! Age Is Just A Number In Your Case A Very Big Fucking Number!
Happy Birthday! If You Woke Up This Morning And Nothing Hurt You Are Probably Dead!
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 Happy Birthday!  I Can't Believe
You're Still Alive!
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 Happy Birthday! Age Is Just A Number . .  In Your Case A Very Big Fucking Number! 
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 Happy Birthday! If You Woke Up This Morning And Nothing Hurt You Are Probably Dead!