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It Must Suck . . . To Be You! |
Life Is Hard . . . It's Harder When You're Stupid! |
WTF! Were You Thinking? |
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If Ugly Was A Crime You'd Be On Death Row! |
If Stupid Was A Crime You'd Would Be On Death Row! |
I'm Waiting For Your Pants To Catch Fire . . You Fucking Liar! |
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Beware! Karma Has No Deadline! |
You Don't Need To Have Sex Since You Spend So Much Time Fucking Over Everyone! |
It's A Sure Bet . . . You Will Never Be A Motivational Speaker! |
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If I Was A Bird . . . I Know Who I Would Crap On First! |
Dear Karma . . . I Know Someone You Missed! |
You're So Lucky . . . Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap! |
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You Called Me A Bitch Like That Is A Bad Thing! |
You Remind Me Of A Toilet Bowl Big And Round And Full Of Shit! |
Don't Know Karate But I Know Crazy Bitch And Just Watch Me Use It! |
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I Met Your Family Now I Finally Understand! |
Bermuda Triangle Award! When People Find Out Who You Are They Suddenly Disappear! |
You Are My Friend! With Absolutely No Fucking Benefits! |
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